Sunday, February 7, 2010

Dr. Dolittle, who had been just like family to us, is really a homicidal maniac. He did everything with us, except wash the dishes. So, it was a shock to see how he had turned on his adopted family.
It started with little things. Looking up and seeing him staring at us in the lights. But, he didn't just stop at stalking.
We should've realized when we first saw him playing with matches that something was wrong. But, when we turned and saw him on the verge of stabbing us in the back we knew he had to go.
Our poor Dr. Dolittle felt such remorse for his threatening behavior that he decided to end it all. It's a shame really. It was too late be the time we realized that it wasn't really Dr. Dolittle, but the dang parrot who learned hypnosis from his previous master. Polynesia, the parrot, was the true culprit in this sad story. Although Polyneisia was alive and well when we found Dr. Dolittle, he has now disappeared. Who knows whom or what this parrot will possess next.

3 comments:

lilli said...

make sure you lock your doors and sleep with your eyes open.

Adam said...

Who next? It could be YOU! The bird can possess you via wireless!

dixon.mary said...

I never knew he had it in him!
Love your blog.

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